A Humorous Interlude
I interrupt this serious discussion for something more light-hearted. However, it is not entirely unconnected with the theme of my recent posts. Critics of the criminal law, especially pro-defendant lawyers, often have a tension between their discomfort with anything which seems to give more power to the state and a reluctance to be seen to be sympathising with murderers and rapists. This is often resolved by obsessive over-analysis of the legislation in an attempt to find some flaw, no matter how ludicrously implausible. Nowhere is this clearer than in the case of sex crimes so here is my top three most ridiculous hypothetical questions posed regarding the Sexual Offences Act 2003:
Firstly, the 'Textbook on Criminal Law' by Michael Allen, asks,
'A and B agree to have vaginal intercourse with A entering B from behind. A is inexperienced and in the dark by mistake slightly penetrates B's anus... Must the prosecution prove intentional penentration of B's anus or simply intentional penetration of B?'
I suspect that this example from Smith & Hogan can only be properly understood by visualising it and thinking about it for a long time.
'Would soaking B's flimsy T-shirt be a sexual touching? Does A have to be holding the implement that touches B?'
But the winner has to be this gem from the BPP Criminal Law Manual, which threatens to undermine the whole institution of marriage.
'Do you that a defendant who has sexual intercourse with a man who is indifferent as to whether or not sexual intercourse takes place is guilty of rape?'
However, lest it be thought that I am rampant Daily Mail reader with a 'lock them up and throw away the key' attitude, there is one place in which I think that the drafting of the legislation is unnecessarily wide. This is found in section 69 (good number), which concerns intercourse with an animal. To be guilty of this offence you must have sex with an animal and intend that what you are having sex with is an animal or, rather bizarrely, be reckless as to whether what you are having sex with is an animal. How the latter is possible is beyond me. They seem to be worried about the 'I thought it was just a woolly person' defence.
